The candy with the little hole

The Candy With The Little Hole
  
This should make you smile.
You have to love little kids.


The children began to identify
the flavors by their color:

Red......................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them
all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children
could identify the taste.

The teacher said,
'I will give you all a clue.
It's what your mother
may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror,
spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!